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- Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!
- Our royal family expert Mr. Methane checks in, Chili’s reviews DJ Jon Gosselin’s appearance, Russia’s plane crash had the worst passenger, a Jeff Bezos sighting, Sanjaya’s dad on Justin Guarini and Game of Thrones dabbles in product placement.
- Starbucks managed to snag a couple plugs in the most recent episode of GoT since everybody seems to have checked out for the final season.
- Little Bill took a dump last night! #thoughts&prayers.
- Meghan Markle had her baby & it’s a boy, which means Marc won his bet. The baby however is 7th from the throne, but 1st on the list of babies nobody cares about.
- Dmitry Khlebushkin grabbed his bag & then stood at the emergency exit of a plane that was on fire demanding a refund for the inconvenient crash while 41 people died behind him.
- After listening to the 911 call from David Eason shooting Jenelle Evans dog, Drew wants to create 911reference.com to catalogue 911 calls for your listening pleasure.
- What ever happened to Justin Guarini? Turns out he’s doing Dr. Pepper commercials & not homeless, but we give Sanjaya’s dad a call to confirm.
- Billy Joel flying in on a helicopter is starting to really bug his neighbors.
- Wendy Williams’ ex-husband/manager is seeking spousal support so he can afford to pay for his new baby with some other chick.
- Melinda Gates is starting to secure interviews sans old deadweight Bill who is busy running a very lucrative company.
- Jeff Bezos & Lauren Sanchez made a public appearance at Emily’s Pizza. We give the swanky pizza place a call to get more details on the story.
- MacKenzie Bezos tweeted about how nice she was to give Jeff his stocks back after the couples conscious uncoupling.
- In keeping with our comprehensive coverage of all things Jon Gosselin, we give Chili’s a follow up call to see if it was poppin’. When he’s not DJ’ing, Jon does shoutouts on Cameo.
- Jenelle Evan’s ex-boyfriend Nathan Griffith pulled a ‘don’t you know who I am?’ when he made a 911 call to snitch on dog killer David Eason.
- After Gayle King is done getting everyone kicked off CBS This Morning, she should try to secure Oprah as a cohost. Where’s Stedman been lately?
- Millennials may have finally moved out, but don’t appear to be paying for much of anything.
- Between Derek Jeter & John Mayer, Jeets has the better team photo winning 58% of the vote in our very scientific poll.
- After what can only be described as a gross oversight, we manage to call Mr. Methane just before he turns in for the night to get his take on the royal baby & see if he’s watching Game of Thrones.
- Cops are investigating a house party thrown by Jake Paul after multiple girls were reportedly drugged during the celebration.
- Justin Bieber is bad at math.
- The new Bill Wyman documentary covers his marriage to a 13-year-old that nobody seemed to care about at the time.
- Seattle Times writer Mike Rosenberg is being shamed out of his job after he made a creepy attempt to slide into some chicks DM’s at 2am.
- Tulsa, Oklahoma is so desperate for people to populate it that it’s bribing potential residents with $10K to relocate.
- If you’re hit with ransomware, be sure to negotiate the payment down.