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- Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!
- Melinda Gates bosses Bill around, Game of Thrones was great when you could see it, SI Swimsuit Burkini issue, remembering Moby, 50 Cent gets his coin, a painful Boner Line and Drew reminisces about swimming nude.
- Drew was trying to get into Game of Thrones with the millions of other fans last night, but everything was a bit dark for him and there was no electricity.
- Spoiler Alert: Trudi manages to spoil last night’s GoT episode just like she did with The Sixth Sense years ago.
- Larry King had another heart attack, but he’s managed to preserve his energy bar by never doing prep or moving very fast.
- Woodstock 50 was cancelled because it turns out it’s hard to plan a music festival.
- Live Nation has a bunch of kick ass shows with $20 tickets this summer.
- Jay Towers Summer Bash is the concert of the summer & the place you’ll hear Bryan Adams and Billy Idol for the first time EVER!
- The Simpsons took a SHOT at the Lions in last night’s episode.
- Whatever the Orange Crush party is in Georgia; it was cancelled. I-Team-Drew calls Light Skin Keisha to get to the bottom of the scandal and find out about the party festivities.
- Jessy Taylor isn’t racist, she just wanted attention… geez.
- If Drew orders a McFlurry there’s only a 30% chance he’ll get one.
- Moby’s new memoir details dating Natalie Portman, getting tossed around by Russel Crowe & catching Andy Dick trying to poop on a vegan cake.
- Drew coins the term ‘Ghost Lite’ for those times when you want to get rid of somebody in your life, but you feel too bad to actually cut them out completely.
- The Tigers cleaning crew turning over every inch of Comerica Park to find Maz’s wedding ring has set a dangerous precedent for people losing crap during the game.
- Scrutiny from the Boner Line (209-66-Boner) causes Drew to declare he needs a month off.
- Righteous Rick is pretty proud of a toilet seat that he, Jimmy King & Braylon Edwards all signed.
- Melinda Gates newest book is flying off the shelves. It showcases her immense struggles living with Bill.
- The world’s most disappointing tourist attraction is the Mona Lisa… because she’s not hot.
- Fofty Cent collected on his $1M loan to Randall Emmett after a masterful trolling on social media.
- Joe Biden is getting internet bullied for trying to put his best face & body forward with plastic surgery.
- Bernie Sanders wants to allow felons & even incarcerated individuals to retain the right to vote.
- 18 years into Guantanamo Bay, the place is starting to turn into a nursing home minus the Saturday bingo game. Where are all the Cuban hurricanes?
- HBO’s Rock & Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony ROCKED, but Trudi still ended up fast forwarding through Stevie Nicks.
- Drew would prefer Thomas Markle to Alf Lennon.
- The Boys & Girls Club of Greenwich is getting hit with a class action lawsuit for making boys swim in their birthday suits. Drew is forced to relive his glory days of swimming nude in high school.
- The latest SI Swimsuit edition includes the first model pictured in a burkini & hijab… and let the twitter battles begin
- Some amateur in Grand Haven lost $30K when he left the cardboard box he was transporting it in on his back bumper.
Who wouldn’t want to see how this ends?
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