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- Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!
- Nik Wallenda fools America again, Elizabeth Warren drops out, RIP Art Van (the store), Hillary on Hulu, OJ Simpson on criminal defense, a new Bonerline and Ashley Graham changes a dirty diaper in the middle of Staples.
- Hillary Clinton has a new documental on Hulu for some reason. The big takeaway is that Bill Clinton used Monica Lewinsky to “manage” his anxieties.
- Coronavirus Mania: The Grand Princess cruise ship off the coast of San Francisco is banned from docking & the Coast Guard is flying test kits to the boat. Slipknot has postponed their tour in Japan along with White Snake & Green Day in Europe. Starbucks has banned customers from filling up with their reusable cups. Costco is rationing toilet paper & other necessities because people are hoarding supplies.
- Hu Gepeniss tried to join ISIS but unfortunately their voicemail was full.
- Harvey Weinstein is finally out of the hospital & back in the clink. Time to call Rikers Island to make sure there’s no special treatment.
- An inmate in a Michigan prison managed to die of a fentanyl overdose, despite the prison administering and wasting Narcan.
- In case you weren’t sure how to feel about the execution of Nathaniel Woods, OJ Simpson addressed the issue on his “Twitters”.
- Kim Kardashian made another trip to the White House to have her clients meet with the President who pardoned them.
- Drew wants the record to reflect that Nik Wallenda was on a safety harness & no danger while wasting everyone’s time walking a tight rope across an active volcano.
- Ashley Graham not only changed her son’s dirty diaper in the middle of a Staples, she had somebody photograph it to share the moment on social media.
- Art Van Furniture is closing all stores & having a liquidation sale this Friday.
- A Rochester Hills special education teacher has been arrested for having sex with a student & supplying him with drugs. SIST: she would not in Barstool’s lineup for female teacher sex scandals.
- Tiwan Shaw is facing charges for allegedly shooting at police & is currently nursing a bullet wound after police returned fire.
- Judge Judy is hanging up her robes after 25 years on CBS & is teasing a new project.
- Nicki Minaj’s husband Kenneth Petty got arrested for failing to register as a sex offender in the state of California.
- Elizabeth Warren waiting to drop out till now may have cost Bernie Super Tuesday & handed over the nomination to Biden. It’s everyone’s fault but her’s, because America hates women.
- Journalist Laura Bassett wrote her article that led to Chris Matthews resigning after he dared to be a journalist and ask a presidential candidate a tough question.
- Bonerline time! Call (209) 66-BONER to lodge a complaint, correction or complement.
- Drew rolls through a New Wave radio list & great classic rock songs that never get played on the radio.
- John Beilein showed up to Michigan’s victory over Nebraska on Senior night. BranDon & Drew are very mean to Marc as he indulges in talking about Caris LeVert’s huge night and Duncan Robinson setting records in Miami. Go Blue!
- Zooves is already in bed!