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- It’s Maz-Day bitches, Matthew Perry is slurring everywhere, the best residual deals in Hollywood, a brand-new Bonerline, Clarktober continues and we get ready for a UM/MSU/World Series/Lions sporgy weekend.
- Sporgy: Michigan vs Michigan State. The World Series begins. The Detroit Lions face the Miami Dolphins.
- Matthew Perry Coverage: His colon blew up. He makes almost $20M/year in residuals. He spills about hooking up with Valerie Bertinelli. He wanted to nail Jennifer Aniston. He takes a shot at Keanu Reeves for no reason at all. GMA dropped a 45 minute preview of the interview.
- It’s Friday, bitches! HAHAHAHAhaha.
- Lil Jon has an HGTV show.
- Drew is still trying to sell us on Licorice Pizza.
- Some actors have incredible residual deals.
- Jerkmate brings you another Bonerline. Call of text 209-66-Boner.
- John List is another murdering Michigan alum.
- Politricks: Justice Samuel Alito claims to be a target for assassination. The Herschel Walker pile on continues. Big Gretch vs Tutin’ Tudor.
- Drew caught the Michaella McCollum doc, High: Confessions of an Ibiza Drug Mule, on Netflix. Follow her and her nipples on Instagram today!
- Speaking of Instagram, check out Matthew Rondeau’s veins and where they go.
- Jonah Falcon is complaining about his massive dong again. He totally lied to us about his “project”.
- OMG! Megan Fox has been spotted without her engagement ring from Machine Gun Kelly.
- Roger Daltrey and Yungblud met and Rolling Stone wrote a bunch of words about it.
- Check out this tune Noel Gallagher wrote for The Monkees.
- Tom Mazawey stiffs us. We even had a brand new song for him today. SAD!
- RIP stinky-ass Uncle Haji. There is some Kentucky basketball fan who is even filthier.
- Mark Zuckerberg is poor.
- Kanye Madness: Donda Academy has closed. Donda Academy has re-opened. Ye apparently loves Adolph Hitler. Donovan Edwards ‘accidentally’ retweeted anti-Semitic stuff. Where did all of Ye’s Instagram followers go? Bill Burr’s take on Ye has aged quite well. Andre Gee believes Ye is never going to recover from this. TMZ allegedly edited Kanye saying he loved Hitler.
- Tom decides to call in on his own time to discuss his first frame, predict a Wolverine victory over Sparty, predict a Phillies World Series, predict a Detroit Lions victory on Sunday and more.
- Leslie Jordan is the most important dead guy you’ve never heard of.
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- Jon Stewart calls corruption on Hunter Biden.
- The rattletrap has been spotted… broken down.
- Only a few days of Clarktober remain. Enjoy.
- Social media is dumb, but we’re on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew and Mike Show, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels and BranDon).