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- Tom Mazawey (@TomMazawey) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!
- The Met Gala is dumb, Tiger Woods’ new medal, Katy Perry is cooked, another school shooting, Tom’s still mad at the Kentucky Derby, Uber drivers are ‘striking’ and Maz tells a looooong story about Michael Imperioli.
- My Bookie was an excellent sponsor for the show, but Barstool & David Portnoy got in a Twitter feud and they’ve disappeared.
- A haircut & left shark was all it took to cook Katy Perry.
- Norah O’Donnell announcing herself as host of CBS Evening News feels equivalent to announcing she has a new podcast.
- Tiger Woods was awarded the congressional medal of freedom, because he remembers the good times and not the bad.
- Kim Foxx is Mark Fuhrman 2019 for the R. Kelly case.
- The Larry Nassar documentary At the Heart of Gold: Inside the USA Gymnastics Scandal, is even more disturbing than Leaving Neverland.
- It seems kind of strange that a bunch of influencers signed NDAs & didn’t want to film or stream their attendance at the $300K Jake Paul party.
- Marc fights through a barrage of drops in an attempt to explain the amazing UEFA Semifinal today.
- Some listeners have theorized that Little Bill losing 70% of his intestines could leave him with Brett Favre syndrome.
- The Kentucky Derby winner Country House (aka Tim) will not be racing at the Preakness due to a cough 🐎🔫.
- Maz finally met the enigma that is Dee. He also used his ‘press pass’ & a plus 3 to see Michael Imperioli at Andiamo’s.
- Remembering & listening to the time Mike Clark was overcome by the smell of Mr. Methane live in studio.
- Since Marc was so certain about Justin Guarini’s numbers yesterday, we give it another go, but come up short.
- Maz has a lot of replies for this week’s Maz centric Boner line. Be sure to call (209)66-BONER to leave more messages to brighten Maz’s day.
- Why are fighting/shootings/stabbings so concentrated in the Greektown area?
- Maz takes some time to defend the People Mover while ripping the QLine.
- Detroit bought some bogus LED streetlights that are burning out before the 3 year mark when they were originally advertised as lasting 10+ years.
- Uber drivers are taking Wednesday off.
- Russian investigators are blaming the pilot for flying into a cloud, getting struck by lightning & making a shoddy landing.
- Two losers are in custody after shooting up a school in Denver, injuring 8.
- A Dearborn city employee is about to be BLOWN OUT after he posted a comment on the SI burkini model.
- This Week in Soft Rock to include: 37′ the 63rd annual Kentucky Derby occurred, 74′ Graham Bond died after throwing himself under a subway train, 76′ Johnnie Walker quits his job as radio DJ after being told he must groove to the Bay City Rollers, 79′ Deborah Glenn marries Donny Osmond, 82′ Paul McCartney scores his 5th #1 album Tug of War, 88′ Mike Tyson crashes his Bentley & abandons it, 94′ an all female baseball team from Colorado played their first game, 96′ Tommy Lee & Pamela Anderson tried to block Penthouse from publishing nudes from their sex tape, 06′ the Rolling Stones called off a tour so Keith Richards could have emergency brain surgery.
- Britney Spears parents are fighting over how to parent the 37-year-old singer.
