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- Vandals can be funny, Eight Mile Michael Jackson, Carmen Electra’s OnlyFans, Netflix layoffs, stock market crash, summer concerts, Drew Crime stories, glory holes, a female Dr. Disgusto beauty store attack, Lance Bass caves, and Deshaun Watson’s deposition.
- We’re still in awe of Vince Neil’s new commercial.
- Marcstradamus strikes again as it appears the China plane was intentionally crashed.
- Buffalo Mass Shooting: A 911 operator is in trouble for hanging up on caller at the Tops Friendly Market shooting. Loser Payton Gendron wrote loser things in his loser diary.
- Oxford High is hiring law firms and consulting firm to assist them.
- A local Michael Jackson look-a-like is taking 8 Mile by storm.
- Trudi takes shots at Rod Stewart. Some people are saying we should call Kevin Spacey’s brother for comment.
- A British influencer got a vibrator stuck inside her butt. It’s OK though, makes for more Influencer “content”.
- Tina Fey says Kevin Spacey hit on her. Someone should tell her that she’s not his type. Some people are saying we should call Rod’s Limo’s for comment.
- Layoffs have hit Netflix. It sounds like the diversity department got blown out.
- If you think the stock market has had some bad days recently, check out what it did today.
- Carmen Electra decided 50 is the perfect age to join OnlyFans.
- Johnny Depp vs Amber Heard is far more popular than all that Ukraine, inflation, abortion and COVID crap. James Franco is introduced into the court.
- MLB pitcher Zach Davies ghosted his wife and she wants you to know all about it.
- Johnny Cash peeing off of a water tower is some fun vandalism.
- Lance Bass has caved and removed his Amber Heard TikToks.
- Not-a-Prince Harry and the beast Meghan Markle are going to release a docu-series on their stupid lives called Keeping up with the Sussexes.
- Javion Otis is a good reminder not to post your crimes on social media.
- Some dude decided to record chicks taking dumps in a Birmingham salon. Stop it.
- Wayne County parks are full of hot orgy action. We take a look at the local glory holes in your area (NSFW).
- Drew Crime: Brittanee Drexel’s murderer has been caught. Lacrosse murder in Connecticut. 8 wigs were destroyed by a serial pooper. Two teens were buried beneath sand in New Jersey and one has died. A propeller injury hasn’t stopped Lauren Scruggs from getting it on and having babies.
- Two Memphis babies have a hard time switching baby formulas.
- The head of the government’s disinformation board has quit after 3 weeks due to criticism of… disinformation.
- Alex Jones has fans that give him multiple $1M Bitcoin donations. If you are a fan of DMP, please send $1M in any currency to us to build a Mazcot.
- Concerts: Tears for Fears is coming to town. Scorpions & Whitesnake are coming to town. The Cult is coming to town. Rod Stewart is coming to town. ZZ Top is coming to town. Goo Goo Dolls are coming to town. Alicia Keys is coming to town.
- Mary J. Blige is in trouble for thanking Britney’s enslavers.
- Britney is grieving her miscarriage by showing off her boobs and speaking incoherently.
- JAILBREAK: Pharma Bro Martin Shkreli is out! Fyre Festival’s Billy McFarland is out!
- Bill Cosby’s civil suit is about to start. Bill Cosby victim didn’t get the exact date of her rape correct so he MUST be innocent.
- Deshaun Watson makes his masseuses cry.
- Trevor Bauer is not too happy with Matt Harvey’s suspension length.
- Check out this fan who managed to stay on a baseball field a lot longer than many others have in the past.
- Social media is dumb, but we’re on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew and Mike Show, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels and BranDon).
