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- Jim Bentley (@jimbentley22) and Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!
- There’s a great new documentary on the “Pizza Bomber”, it’s Royal Wedding week and the father of the bride is cashing in, the Q Line has terrible finances, a dog reappears after escaping for 4 years & Drew discovers Elizabeth Olson.
- Happy Mother’s Day. Bentley makes other dads look bad.
- The Matt Patricia story gets more legs as it’s revealed there were 5 trial witnesses.
- When will Troy Cologne & Slash Cologne be back on the market?
- Some animals caused $40,000 worth of damage to a house they were renting to buy.
- SNL tries to avoid politics with a bit about avoiding politics.
- 48 Hours had 2 amazing stories: one about a born-again Christian who’s a terrible liar & about the murder of former NBA player & amazing spender of money Lorenzen Wright.
- Netflix debuted “Evil Genius” about the “Pizza Bomber” bank robber. Brandon is demanding we add “SPOILER ALERT” to this post.
- Anyone can use a Starbucks bathroom now! No purchase necessary- just feces, urine or drugs.
- Plane news: This woman does the impossible & makes people defend Spirit Airlines. This smelly lady does the impossible & makes people defend United Airlines. The mystery of MH370 has kinda been solves as the joyriding pilot wanted to fly by his hometown.
- We’re starting to rethink Joe Dirt 2.
- The top baby names have been released but no Tuckers or Todd.
- Michael Cohen solicited Ford to sign up with Essential Consultants.
- It’s still Rudy Giuliani’s “first day”.
- A White House staffer said something shitty about John McCain, but people are mad that we even know. Geeze, It’s not like she called him a name on national TV.
- NBC saves Brooklyn Nine Nine, but what about The Last Man on Earth? Drew doesn’t like the Simpson’s anymore.
- The Q Line’s first year didn’t go as planned. But a C+ or B- is pretty good, right?
- Tabloids- John Travolta sued by yet another masseur. Creep buster Ronan Farrow is accused of being a creep. Mark Harmon let his sister die alone! Alanis Morissette has a terrible new haircut. Maddox broke up his parents marriage by fighting with Brad Pitt & now he wants to live with him. Jamie Foxx betrays Katie Holmes.
- This week is going to be inundated with boring royal wedding news. Meghan Markle’s recluse dad is cashing in by selling staged pictures to the paparazzi.
- Everyone should hug the Queen if they get the chance.
- Sheryl Crow is a husband thief. Leading to the all time most pointless incorrect correction.