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- Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!
- Kenneth Copeland cures COVID-19, iHeart’s Living Room concert, Dr Phil v. Toilet Seat Licking influencer, Liberty University’s Coronavirus problem, a new Bonerline, new Cameos, and the studio is now also a laundromat.
- We could all use a Mr. Methane pick-me-up during these tough times so here’s “Let it Go” from Frozen & Jimmy Buffet’s Margaritaville.
- Aubrey Huff got a little bent out of shape about people hoarding toilet paper presumably because he really needs some right now.
- The USNS Comfort arrives in NY to help alleviate the hospitals. A bunch of covidiots gathered in crowds to see its arrival.
- Churches are tax exempt, but they should not be exempt from mass gatherings & common sense. One church in Tampa, Florida says it’s ok because they have a machine that kills all viruses, but they won’t share it with the rest of the world.
- A Liberty University student has tested positive for Coronavirus after Jerry Falwell gave the order to reopen the school. We call the University to find out what Drew’s 5 kids by 4 women will do about the situation.
- Kenneth Copeland is praying away the COVID with & is demanding a vaccine immediately.
- The photos of the hotel room that police caught Governor Andrew Gillum in with a male prostitute show that the room was… heavily used.
- With another 30-days of shutdown looming, small businesses are hurting harder than ever, including Mesa Tacos & Tequila, who are still offering curbside pickup that’s easier than ever.
- Marc’s house has totally turned on him and now he’s forced to do laundry at the studio.
- Ginnie Springs park in Florida is still poppin’ despite the global pandemic that is spreading rapidly.
- The Coronavirus pandemic seems similar to WWII, but people seem to act a lot differently now.
- Dr. Phil had the Toilet Licking Influencer on his show and she seems to be going the “Cash Me Outside” route.
- The Coronavirus has been good for expanding the Cameo family with quarantined celebrities getting bored & turning to shoutouts.
- Heather Locklear gave a big thanks to first responders while completely forgetting about that one time she bit & punched some first responders.
- OJ Simpson also gave a big thanks to first responders while completely forgetting about that one time he threw them under the bus because he murdered his ex-wife.
- Sometimes putting quarters in a slot can be too much to ask from some people.
- Today would’ve been opening day in Detroit & the newspapers are so bored that they’re writing about simulations of games that were to be played.
- Meth Storm gives Tiger King a run for their money in terms of white trash factor, but it’s pretty close.
- The iHeart Living Room Concert for Coronavirus featured some big names performing fake live from their own versions of self isolation.
- John Oliver & almost every other late night host are currently doing their monologues remotely from home.
- Maz is wishing a happy birthday to the “athlete” that got him into horse racing in the first place, Secretariat.
- Calls are light on the Boner line but we’re still managing to get rock remotely so call/text (209)-66-BONER but be sure to keep an appropriate social distance.
- The Drew & Mike Show is capitalizing on the Coronavirus by continuing to crank out content & climb the iTunes charts.
- The casinos are done paying workers this Wednesday once again showing that they are the best at separating people from their money.
- Renters who can’t pay their monthly dues are feeling victimized by landlords that are no longer getting paid & have to make the tough decision to evict.
- Amazon workers are ready to stage a walkout over the way the company is handling the COVID-19 pandemic.
- Drew is now staging a walkout himself, but before he goes he teases a hot tip for using your Amazon prime account to its fullest.
- Former Macomb County prosecutor Eric Smith has stepped down after being charged with 10 criminal corruption charges.
- Cobo Hall became TCF Center and now it’s a field hospital.
- BranDon doubles down on his Corona mea culpa & is now stuck between people who are mad that he was a denier & people are mad that he’s now a believer.
- 60 Minutes took a look into a FAKE basketball academy that lured in foreign students as part of a visa scam.
- Since everybody is stuck at home, HQ Trivia is resuming operations in an attempt to recapture lightning in a bottle.
- MedFetUK is donating it’s inventory of sexy scrubs to frontline medical workers in desperate need of everything.
- Alan Merrill who wrote I Love Rock ‘n’ Roll with Joan Jett has died from COVID-19.
- Gary Glitter & Michael Jackson may have been pedophiles, but some still think they were great performers.
- Meghan Markle seems to be accustomed to having the staff of a royal, but she’s not to keen on any other traditions or customs.
- Tan Rob was called into action to fix a broken furnace at one of Drew’s rental properties.
- Outbreak is the #MeToo movie of the century that is only worth checking out if you’re looking for a decent hate watch.
- After watching the semi-biographical Honey Boy, Drew is suddenly team LaBuFu.