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- BranDon (@Pro_Duecer) and Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!
- We talk to Union member Jerry who took on Joe Biden, Coronavirus cancels crowds, Alex Jones’ DWI, Billie Eilish strips down, and HBO’s McMillions & The Bachelor wrapped up.
- Alex Jones was arrested in Austin for DWI & Drew can’t wait to see the body-cam footage.
- MTV is so starved for content that they rebooted the Jersey Show.
- Ann Marie LaFlamme is supposed to be leaving WXYZ this Friday, but Drew is already missing her on the noon news.
- Stephen Clark is retiring again to pursue his career in country music.
- Coachella, SXSW & Pearl Jam are postponing event dates due to the Coronavirus, but the NCAA ran a risk vs. profit analysis & landed on the side of profit.
- Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz who is now self-quarantining, shook hands with President Trump.
- Union worker Jerry Wayne got up in Joe Biden’s face over his 2nd amendment position. Biden told him he was “full of shit”. We call Jerry break his silence with us.
- Coronavirus mania: Naomi Campbell is taking the Coronavirus so seriously that she wore a hazmat suit to the airport. Turns out Mike Pence actually does have a knack for dealing with situations like the Coronavirus outbreak. The Memphis man on the street is not worried about the COVID-19 & is instead fighting it with prayer. Wheel of Fortune, Jeopardy and other shows are banning audiences from their tapings. Media whore Dr. Drew is pissed that the media is sensationalizing the Coronavirus.
- DTE stopped by the studio to say they are fed up with power outages in the area & are going to chop down one of Drew’s trees to fix the problem.
- Some people are saying the seam that ripped in BranDon’s new Art Van couch could be easily sewn/hidden.
- The McMillions finale revealed that everybody involved ended up just getting a slap on the wrist for the massive fraud & destruction of BranDon’s childhood dreams.
- If you bought the dip yesterday you may be enjoying the 1,100 point rally today.
- BranDon follows Dr. Drew & leads an impassioned debate on the alleged overhyping of the Coronavirus in the media. Meanwhile, Marc can’t stop watching the Coronavirus map.
- Breaking News: GMA is keeping the public out of the studios for future tapings until further notice.
- The Bachelor’s 20-hour finale has begun. Peter might have the softest family in the history of menages.
- Thankfully JFK took extensive notes on the kind of trim he preferred.
- Harry and Meghan had a “PR disaster” in their last day in the UK because the Queen laid down the law.
- Breaking News: Hunter Biden becomes the first person to use the Coronavirus to not do something that is court ordered.
- Playboy pretends to be progressive by doing something they described as “inclusive”. Dolly Parton wants to be in Playboy, but no one is stopping her.
- In a pop culture surprise, Billie Eilish has big boobs.
- Corey Feldman needs to fix his stuff… so he can let everyone know his claim about Charlie Sheen.
