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- Britney Spears testifies, RIP John “Hammock” McAfee, April Moss v. CBS 62, Pistons get #1 pick, Conan O’Brien tokes up, the Delta variant, Elton John’s tour, Space movies, and breaking Salma Hayek boob news.
- The Detroit Pistons get the #1 pick of the 2021 NBA Draft & “can’t miss” Cade Cunningham. Tony Paul listed all the Detroit sports #1 picks. Not a very impressive list.
- Jay Towers PROBABLY has a few Delilah Dollars laying around the house.
- The median home price in the US is $350,000. The highest ever.
- BranDon’s “uncle”, John McAfee, has died by “suicide” in a Spain prison. He continues to troll everyone from the grave.
- Katie Thurston really wants to know about the ramifications of anal sex.
- The Delta variant formally known as the Indian variant is keeping COVID going. The nerds are asking TikTok, SnapChat and Instagram influencers to promote getting a vaccine because that’s who kids listen to these days.
- More people are quitting their jobs than ever before. Teens have the pick of the litter… but don’t want to work.
- Pizza delivery is the greatest high school gig ever.
- Jesse Eisenberg is Drew’s new Hugh Grant. He also loves every space movie, but has never seen a single Star Wars film.
- Britney Spears appeared in court today and really hates her dad. She really wants to marry and have another baby. Good idea.
- An 18-year-old in Brighton is in custody for allegedly killing his father, a Canton police officer.
- Orlando Whitfield is a murdering piece of s**t and Drew predicted this story.
- Reminder that BranDon looks like one of the suspects in the Ahmaud Arbery shooting.
- A St. Clair Shores woman received a bill for the demo of the house where her mother was murdered.
- CBS 62 fired April Moss. She has a GoFundMe (or at least the Christian version of GoFundMe) for some reason. Chuck Davis lit her up on the phone.
- Two sisters were killed on I-75 in front of their family. A GoFundMe can be found here.
- Conan O’Brien is wrapping up his show on TBS so he smoked some weed with Seth Rogan.
- Erika Jayne looks terrible now that she doesn’t have access to stolen money.
- Loni Willison has had a complete makeover and it’s not good.
- Snow White is Latino now, Velma is Indian now, and every redhead is Black.
- Selma Hayek wants you to know that even though they’ve grown over the years, her breasts are real.
- Corinna Kopf made $165,000 for showing her breasts on OnlyFans.
- Elton John has ANOTHER farewell Detroit show coming to Comerica Park.
- The final couple minutes of the Phoenix Suns/LA Clippers game took 46 minutes in real time. The Valley Oop made it worth it.
- MLB is in a ‘sticky’ situation *rimshot*
- Two have been arrested in the I-75 shooting of Brison Christian.
- The Ford Fireworks will be TV only for the second straight year or just reran for the first time ever.
- The Murdaugh Murders have dragged previous deaths in the area into question.
- Social media is dumb but we’re on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew and Mike Show, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels and BranDon).