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- Detroit Lions Head Coach Dan Campbell introduced, Kwame’s out, Jemele Hill isn’t happy, Olivia Jade is back, new Oasis, UofD’s women’s coach is “mean”, and toilet troubles for A Boogie wit da Hoodie.
- The Detroit Lions announced their new coach Dan Campbell and he was fired up. Carlos Monarrez did the predictable Carlos Monarrez thing.
- Rapper A Boogie wit da Hoodie is being sued for blowing up a bathroom. Drew relates it to a true crime story featuring urine and Visine poisoning while Marc bores us with a non-death Dateline episode.
- Jemele Hill is not happy with Dan Campbell being hired.
- How many white supremacists are there?
- The Detroit Mercy women’s basketball team has canceled their season due to coach abuse. The amount of “abuse” seems to be related to a team’s win-loss record.
- Kwame Kilpatrick is out of prison and ready to start making money. He’ll have to do what he did when he was mayor so he can avoid paying his restitution.
- Joe Exotic did not get pardoned because he’s “too innocent” and “too gay.”
- Though Kwame Kilpatrick is the most local of Donald Trump’s pardons, he is not the biggest name pardoned. Some people got pardoned and weren’t even asking for one.
- Foo Fighters rocked out for Joe Biden while Bruce Springsteen played the same song as before and Bon Jovi lip-sync’d.
- Chet Hanks is an actor because of nepotism, but he’s still really deeeeeep.
- Michael Jackson once sang at Bill Clinton’s inauguration making everyone in attendance complicit.
- Stinky Phil Collins takes back his mansion from that beast of an ex-wife of his.
- Armie Hammer had to talk to the Cayman police because of yet another stupid social media posts. No more internet for him.
- Justin Thomas is going to sensitivity classes because he lost sponsors when he was caught calling himself a “f**king f**”. Justin Thomas is the Dire Straits of golfers.
- Buzz Aldrin turned 91 and got his COVID vaccination shot.
- We’re dialing up Randy Spelling since he’s calling it quits in Hollywood.
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- Two things not to watch on Netflix: Some Fran Lebowitz flick and Lupin.
- One thing to watch on Amazon Prime: One Night in Miami.
- Olivia Jade is back on YouTube. Yaaaay!
- Drew’s new favorite podcast is No Focks Given starring YouTuber and “scooter-er”, Tanner Fox.
- Dave Portnoy and Barstool is in town hitting up pizza joints with Kelly Rowe and promoting their partnership with Greektown Casino.
- Drew hates new Deadspin, but not as much as old Deadspin.
- Drew has breaking news that Oasis is recording a new album. And by Oasis, we mean Noel Gallagher.
- MTV Unplugged has way more performances than you think.
- Drew is a big fan of Jon Jansen on the radio.
- Dr. Fauci is showing shade at the Trump’s White House Coronavirus Task Force.
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