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- Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!
- The Oscar nominations were announced, Antonio Brown’s new livestream, a surprise call to Dina Lohan & then Farrah Abraham’s dad, Rock & Roll Hall of Fame fan vote, Top 20 cold opens in rock and a new Bonerline of farts.
- The Oscar nominations came out today & somebody is getting cheated again… this time it’s women.
- Jillian Michaels popped off about Lizzo’s body & incurred the wrath of the body positive internet.
- A woman bought ‘refurbished’ diapers online & it turns out they were ‘used’ instead.
- Jeff Bezos is catching flack for donating less to the Australian relief cause than Chris Hemsworth or Metallica.
- The internet wants John Cho & Issa Rae to host the Oscars because they’re not white.
- The Rock & Roll Hall of Fame fan vote is in & Dave Matthews Band won, followed by Pat Benatar & the Doobie Brothers. Fun fact: Nobody has ever read a room more poorly than Boyd Tinsley.
- Rick Beato runs us through a questionable list of the best cold opens in rock.
- Derek Paravicini does something by Queeeeen, yay!
- ABNN Breaking News: Antonio Brown threw a literal bag of dicks at his baby momma while arguing and yelling at the police.
- We leave a message with Gold Star MILF Dina Lohan to find out if she’s OK after her recent accident.
- After getting Dina’s number right, we strike out with AB, William Hung & the woman who bought the used diapers on Amazon.
- Maz stopped by to pick up his last check & get some hugs from Drew.
- It’s 2020, we have amazing technological advances in almost every sector, but we can’t figure out how to keep water out of basements.
- The top trending story of the day is Cardi B’s announcement that she wants to go back to school & follow her political aspirations.
- The gangs run the prison at Parchman Farm, & the 7 Mile Bloods are well known for a slew of high profile crimes, but there’s no way to stop it.
- White supremacists are hijacking hand symbols all over the place.
- After breaking up with his ex-girlfriend for the second time, a Canadian man was the victim a vicious cyber attack involved him being put on the STD registry & a whole lot more.
- Farrah Abraham is hemorrhaging… followers on Instagram on Twitter. We call her dad Michael Abraham to find out about his Cameo commitment.
- Bentley had a controversial tweet about David Hogg that got a whole lot of engagement & even some minor media coverage.
- Meghan Markle is allegedly claiming racism is the reason that being a Royal ‘isn’t working for her’.
