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- BranDon (@Pro_Duecer) and Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!
- Detroit serial killer caught thanks to a porno shop janitor, Coronavirus infecting the stock market, another De La Salle student charged, Pete Davidson v. Louis CK, Ashley Graham breastfeeding and Joe Biden’s still losing it.
- While you were losing $500 in the stock market, Mark Zuckerberg lost $5B. Today’s crash brought to you by the CDC who said to “prepare for a disruption” in your life thanks to the Coronavirus.
- Joe Biden broke news that he’s running for “US Senate”. If you don’t like him there apparently you can vote for another Biden.
- After dropping the NDAs that Elizabeth Warren asked him to, it should be fun seeing Mini Mike Bloomberg in the debates tonight.
- Drew is hot on the case of Minnesota Rep. Ilhan Omar marrying her brother to get him citizenship. We need sexual “notary public” to verify all marriages.
- Kobe memorial update: Merch from the memorial event is the hot item to scalp right now on eBay. Beyonce brought her own photographers to the service & strongly enforced a no photo policy from everybody else.
- The coronavirus may end up cancelling the upcoming Olympics in July.
- Suspected serial killer Kenyel Brown shot himself after police caught him at a porn store in Oak Park. We call around to the stores on 8 Mile to honor the hero that ID’d the murderer.
- A 5th student has been charged in the Warren De La Salle hazing scandal.
- A student from Mumford High School in Detroit drowned & the teacher responsible for supervising has been placed on leave.
- Harvey Weinstein was sent to Riker’s Island, but managed to get a temporary detour to the hospital due to chest pains. President Trump has some normal thoughts on Harvey’s verdict.
- Harvey Weinstein’s ex Georgina Chapman has moved on to a new guy that wants his sloppy seconds.
- Congratulations to Matt Farley who had his song The Mardi Gras Party Fun Song named the official song of Mardi Gras.
- The award for “Best Mardi Gras Float” goes to the “Epstein didn’t kill himself” float.
- Glenn Beck is going all Alex Jones & trying to start a conspiracy about the death of a President Obama era whistleblower.
- Bob Iger is stepping down from Disney at the end of 2020, but not from getting paid by Disney.
- Harvey Weinstein’s lawyer Donna Rotunno has full faith that Harvey has never sexually assaulted a soul & her proof is her paycheck.
- Thomas Markle broke his 2-day silence to let the world know that his daughter dumped him & it’s a dern shame.
- Pete Davidson did an interview with Charlamagne Tha God where he played victim & decided to attack Louis CK.
- Ashley Graham has been sharing photos of herself breastfeeding on IG to prove she’s a great mom.
- Cardi B ‘taking a fart’ is one of the most entertaining things Drew has seen from the singer.
- The “Hot Pocket Heiress” was sentenced to 5-months as part of the college admissions bribery scandal.
- Artie Lange missed a couple standup dates because he was sick, but due because of his history people are prone to reckless speculation that he’s fallen off the wagon.
- We call Tammy from Adult News to find out more about Kenyel Brown’s visit to the store & how the janitor ended up making the bust.
- Rod Meloni is on the story of a Michigan judge that tried to get preferential treatment during a DUI arrest in Northern Michigan.
- Kareem Hunt managed to get a sweeter deal than the Wayne County Judge arrested for DUI & the media is still ignoring the story.
- OJ Simpson has thoughts about the league switching to 17 game seasons & he cracks himself up.
- “Katie’s Law”‘ helped solve a murder in New Mexico that otherwise would’ve gone unsolved.
- Virgins are ruining the Fantasy Suite on The Bachelor.
- The requests are piling up for Drew to watch Hot & Heavy on TLC.
- Marc is pretty into Cheer, a Netflix documentary on college cheerleading.
- Joe Biden really doesn’t seem to care about his run for
SenatePresident.
