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- Tom Mazawey (@TomMazawey) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!
- RIP Penny Marshall, Scott Baio’s team photo, Jackie Chan’s zero daughter, The Mule’s true story, dirty Tucker Carlson, intercom farts, no more ‘D’ and we look at Tom’s twitter likes.
- Christmas is the perfect time to breakout some Holidaze and Sled Zeppelin courtesy of Bob Rivers.
- Maz’s kids have a lot of Christmas requests outside of a pool for the family & a Jeep for Lily.
- Count David Wimp brought back the lost art of counting & has taken to Twitter to share his love of counting with YOU.
- Everyone loves YouTube videos of people farting over a public intercom… except Maz, who finds them to be ‘ok’.
- Lorne Michaels, not to be confused with Loren Davidson, sent Pete Davidson to therapy after his social media suicide stunt clogged up the news cycle.
- A Jessica Starr memorial fund has been established to help her surviving family who are suffering through a terrible time.
- An UberEats driver allegedly delivered his soiled underwear along with a meal.
- Social Animals is a documentary that looks at the sad state of kids & their growing obsession with social media.
- Amy Schumer did not get a very positive response to her pregnancy picture posted on Instagram.
- Penny Marshall passed yesterday at the age of 75. She will be remembered for Laverne and Shirley and for directing some of Tom’s favorite films.
- Scott Baio has one of the best team photos out there. There is some worry for the upcoming Zetabaio virus.
- This Week In Soft Rock To Include: 62′ The Beatles were told they have no future in show business, 74′ Mick Taylor announced he was leaving the Rolling Stones, 83′ Culture Club, Duran Duran & Boy George appeared on a children’s show in the UK, 83′ Keith Richards married Patti Hansen, 79′ Elvis’ doctor got busted for playing it fast & loose with his prescription pad.
- Huntington Woods residents got their panties in a twist over some drag queens reading books to kids at the local library.
- How many ‘Mr. Cool’ #12 jerseys are we going to see now? Thanks Jim Nantz
- What has Tom Mazawey been liking and tweeting lately?
- Alfonso Ribeiro’s ridicKulous lawsuit against the makers of Fortnite for stealing his Carlton dance may be DOA as he’s already admitted to stealing the dance from other inspirations.
- Jackie Chan’s illegitimate daughter Etta Ng is not only married to a booger picking queen, but she doesn’t have enough money for their smelly hostel stays.
- Huge NSFW warning: Tumblr shutting down porn on their site has hit Double Dick Dude pretty hard.
- Clint Eastwood’s new movie ‘The Mule’ is based on the 87-year-old drug mule Leo Sharp. He was busted here in SE Michigan. SIST: He had some fantastic nose hairs.
- Brent Musburger is announcing for the Oakland Raiders now & Maz thinks he sounds fabulous.
- Tiana Perea went viral after dumping her cheating boyfriend on video at her birthday party in front of all her friends & the internet.
- The Royal Family is enraged with Thomas Markle’s latest interview with Piers Morgan & is forcing Megan into crisis talks on how to rectify the situation.
- Detroit cancelled the big D drop for New Year’s Eve 2018 because there’s so much other stuff going on that nobody cares about watching a letter slide down a pole outside.
- Alec Baldwin has taken white guilt to a weird place by claiming that Trump is punishment for slavery; which, by his logic, would be more of a reward.
- Tucker Carlson is getting dropped by advertisers after claiming that immigrants make the country “poorer” and “dirtier”.
