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- Titletown High, GMA drama, Kanye’s Donda, NY Mets v. NY Mets fans, R Kelly trial highlights, ESPN gets duped, China hates video games, and the United States of A-Holes.
- Don’t forget to come see STP and whoever the hell is at our booth at Arts, Beats & Eats this upcoming weekend.
- 30% COVID Rule: Some members of Kid Rock’s band “attained” COVID. It’s all because he attended the evil Sturgis Motorcycle Rally. An 88-year-old Georgia professor quits midclass because someone didn’t want to wear a mask.
- The New York Mets players hate the New York Mets’ fans.
- Evander Kane’s divorce is going great.
- Donald Trump turned down the offer to join DaBaby and Marilyn Manson at Kanye West’s Donda concert. Evan Rachel Wood is angry. Chris Brown has been slighted. Kim Kardashian pretended to listen to Kanye’s new album.
- Jake Paul defeated Tyron Woodley in another YouTube Star vs Former Athlete boxing match. The fight in the stands were better.
- Afghanistan is officially over.
- Louisiana’s pumps and power are better than Michigan’s. Good job, DTE.
- Joe Biden and Cedric Richmond are homeboys.
- Titletown High is a nice distraction from the United States of Assholes.
- Trudi has no interest in that football show, so she recommends The Serpent.
- ESPN got duped by some online school in Ohio.
- Ohio State Buckeyes get new cars thanks to the NIL ruling.
- RIP MSU’s Olivia Long.
- A serial Peeping Tom has been busted again, this time at Plato’s Closet in Utica.
- China is sick of their nerd children playing video games.
- GMA Drama: Robin Roberts vs George Stephanopoulos. Marc fears this may be the rise of Michael Strahan. Michael Corn is a creep.
- R Kelly’s trial resumes with more sexual abuse stories. This time it features Rob abusing a male.
- Trudi still hates Mike Richards of Jeopardy!.
- Peyton and Eli Manning will be hosting an alternate Monday Night Football broadcast. Peyton was almost cancelled until everyone remembers how well he threw a football.
- Beyoncé loves blood diamonds. Also, Twitter thinks that everyone is supposed to know everything about everything.
- David Werking’s jerk parents owe him $30,000 for tossing his box of porno away.
- Jeff Bezos wants you to buy a replica of his penis for $69.
- Who’s your favorite billionaire?
- Elissa Slotkin says she is a hero and saved many Afghans.
- More COVID: Tony Dow has COVID and pneumonia. A MSU employee is suing over vaccine mandates. Henrico School Board meetings are being trolled by fake names.
- Drew did not listen to yesterday’s show and wants you to watch this.
- Jon Stewart has a new show but nobody will watch it because nobody has Apple TV+ (except Marc).
- The Oakland Hills caddie has been sentenced to prison. Brentwood’s golf carts when up in flames.
- Social media is dumb but we’re on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew and Mike Show, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels and BranDon).