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- Tom Mazawey (@TomMazawey) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!
- Aretha begins her 4 day funeral tour, Louis CK & Aziz begin their comebacks, Matthew Perry’s ex dishes, background on the Madden shooter, Me-TV vs. Batman and we reluctantly learn about the Delaware Water Gap.
- Day 1 of the Arethafest, as the Queen of Soul arrived in a pimped out hearse with a gold plated casket to be laid to rest. There’s lots of commerce outside & some dude in a pink Cadillac made it about himself.
- A Clinton Township man is a person of interest in a double homicide. Cops are looking for his white Ford E-250 van so they can question the man. Tom is looking for him as well to sell him a new car.
- Drake did a nice thing for a young fan who was about to undergo a heart transplant, but it still doesn’t win Maz over.
- The Drew and Mike show is at Mesa Tequila and Tacos on Main St in Royal Oak September 1st from 4-7pm. Arts, Beats and Eats footsteps away. UM vs ND on the big screen at 7:30pm if you want to see Marc celebrate or cry. If you’re going to Arts Beats & Eats this weekend stop by Szott Ford in Holly first to pick up some free passes.
- BranDon is back from Niagara Falls & a trip to the Hockey Hall Of Fame, but no Maid of the Mist tour.
- Cumback Stories: Louis C.K. made his return to stage & received a standing ovation for beating off in front of people. Aziz Ansari did his first show since his use of the ‘claw’ got him hit with a #MeToo allegation. Matt Lauer is considering removing the remote door closing button under his desk for a return to TV.
- Rose McGowan is dating a non-binary gender partner Rain Dove. ‘They’ is the one who leaked the Asia Argento & Johnny 2 Takes texts.
- Drew is trying to chop off Bree Olson’s TUBES for some reason.
- Speaking of tubes, Lady Gaga is going to show hers off again.
- What’s up with the mysterious woman with no pants & restraints ringing a doorbell before disappearing?
- For the sake of transparency, Ohio State is doing an information dump in regards to the suspension of Urban Meyer for the Zach Smith debacle.
- Jemele Hill is getting BLOWN OUT of ESPN & Michelle Beadle has been relegated to a different show in a less favorable time slot.
- A homeless dude that amassed $400K in donations on GoFundMe blew a sizable portion of his new found fortune on hookers & blow.
- Michael Cohen’s truth fund has stalled around the $165,220 mark & now people want their money back.
- Maz recounts the tale of Roberta Jasina bullying him out of a job with Eli Zaret for Drew, who was absent at that time…TFLTTP.
- It must be the witching hour cause we’re listening to the velvety smooth tone of Alan Almond’s seductive voice.
- The latest Catholic Church scandal is so massive that schools are having to send home statements addressing the recent news.
- More details about the loser who shot up the Madden tournament in Jacksonville have been released & it seems apparent he had mental health issues that went untreated.
- We call Alan Roach on the thin premise that it’s the 10 year anniversary of him announcing Fantasia Barrino & leave another voicemail in an attempt to guilt him into calling us back.
- Drew’s latest Investigation Discovery Porn episode covered the murder of Anne Marie Fahey by Thomas Capano. Maz finds this to be a perfect time to do an information dump on the Delaware Water Gap for some reason.
- In what could go down as the scandal of 2018, Me-TV has decided to pull Batman from their programming schedule. If you’d like to join Maz in the protest join the Facebook group to waste your time.
- Today in rock to include: 64′ The Beatles met Bob Dylan after a concert in New York for the first time, 65′ Beach Boys #3 with California Girls, 68′ Simon & Garfunkel #1 with Bookends, 70′ Elvis received multiple threats during his 4 week Vegas residency, 72′ Alice Cooper #1 with School’s Out, 84′ The Jacksons’ Victory tour solder over 1.1 million tickets in less than 2 months breaking a concert ticket sales record, 05′ Suge Knight got shot at a Kanye West party in Florida, 05′ Green Day won Video of the Year for Boulevard of Broken Dreams.
- Matthew Perry’s ex did an interview about Chandler Bing getting so high, being ‘on a roll’ and wasting heroin.
- Maz brought a show & tell that involves a shout out, a USFL stein (NOT A MUG) & Football For A Buck.
