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- Tom Mazawey (@TomMazawey) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!
- Madonna makes Aretha & the MTV VMAs about herself, Michael Cohen pleads guilty, Mollie Tibbetts’ body has been found, Elon Musk’s going crazy, a talk with a Sacha Baron Cohen victim, cryptocurrency losers, Maz is omitted from the USFL book and Drew has to clean up after Mags during the show.
- JLo won the Michael Jackson Video Vanguard Award last night at the VMA’s & the monopolized the majority of the show’s time lip syncing & looking all kinds of good.
- Maz wants to give a quick non-sequitur shout out to the Grosse Pointe Woods Shores baseball team that is currently fighting to win the Little League World Series.
- Madonna made the Aretha Franklin tribute at the VMA’s all about herself sweetheart. The internet got pissed at her, so she doubled down.
- Aretha Franklin will be buried in a swanky white fur with a golden microphone in her hand. Maz fears grave robbers will end up with them.
- The Eagles passed Michael Jackson for the best-selling album of all time.
- Farrah Fawcett would have lived longer if she hadn’t forgone chemo & surgery to avoid losing her hair & having to haul a colostomy bag around for life.
- Drew fails to understand the allure of Nicki Minaj’s ass.
- Asia Argento is denying the allegations that she #MeToo’d an ungrateful 17-year-old.
- Michael Cohen is taking a plea deal today & The National Enquirerererer was raided in connection with Cohen’s cover-up deals with Trump’s mistresses.
- David Hogg is tired of the old bagels in the Democratic party hogging all the seats & not having the decency to either retire or die their way out of politics.
- Post Malone’s plane had to make an emergency landing after the tires on the landing gear blew out at Teterboro airport where Maz made a deal to swap some tickets years back.
- Drew is taking a step back from Elon Musk after his recent erratic behaviors & excessive crying.
- Jeff Pearlman gave Maz an early copy of his new book Football for a Buck: The Crazy Rise & Crazier Demise of the USFL but he left Maz’s interview on the cutting room floor.
- Some greedy people looking to get rich quick invested more than they could afford to lose in crypto…. AND IT’S GONE!!!
- Maz went to the casino to double his paycheck and ended up losing along with a table full of podcast people.
- Cameo is running out of new people to rope into making personal videos for stacks of cash.
- Jose Baez stole Quincy Jones job when he certified Aaron Hernandez as officially gay.
- The Colorado husband who killed his wife & two children has come up with a creative defense that makes him a hero.
- Mollie Tibbetts’ body has been found. Post show update: they’ve made an arrest.
- Ataana Badili watched Sacha Baron Cohen birth a baby doll out of his anus on Who Is America? & now he’s calling the studio to give us a behind the scenes look at the lengthy show process.
- Drew & Maz are likely to skip a toll or two when he’s cruising down the road cranking tunes.
- Aretha Franklin’s family has broken their silence to say that they are not mad at Madonna for her self-serving tribute to the Queen of Soul. Also, she died without a will.
- Marc discusses Maz’s harsh decision to ban Lili from the Drake concert while Drew attempts to clean up an over-application of Nature’s Miracle. Tom becomes the paper towel governor.
- Kobe Bryant won’t be going to the Big 3 league after-all.
- What more could you want to know about the USFL other than it’s football in the spring? Genius.
