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- BranDon (@Pro_Duecer) and Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!
- Hothead Chris Cuomo’s fake news, Kim Jong Un death watch, Detroit’s best reporter is Tay Crispyy, ABNN back in action, Gen Z v. Coronavirus, and we remember Mike Clark on his birthday.
- Drew’s house sucks even more now with the Coronavirus… but his lawn got mowed! Thanks to Tan Rob.
- It seems like the only way to get your season ticket money back from the MLB is to file a class action lawsuit.
- The Royal Oak mayor wants Commissioner Kim Gibbs to step down for attending Operation Gridlock in Lansing.
- Seven voters in Milwaukee came done with COVID-19 after the Supreme Court said they couldn’t move the election in Wisconsin.
- ML’s Soul of Detroit had MSU basketball coach Tom Izzo on the show.
- ML Erick had a piece in the Free Press about Amber Gorby, who was fired for following Michigan’s stay-at-home order.
- Our Facebook Live Watch Party sucks. The One World Together at Home concert had 21,000,000 viewers.
- Happy 65th birthday, Mike W. Clark!
- Detroit’s best street reporter Tay Crispyy is on the scene of people defying the Governor’s shelter in place order to watch some sweet car stunts.
- Some states are tired of waiting and are opening back up despite not meeting the federal guidelines.
- Breaking ABNN News: Lamar Jackson wants AB on his team and Antonio violates his ‘No More White Women 2020’ rule.
- BranDon’s smelly farts can spread COVID-19 if he doesn’t wear his “pants mask”.
- Reminder: Scottie Pippen’s dong is huge.
- Mass shooting desensitization and Coronavirus helped us miss the fact that Canada had its worst mass shooting.
- Zooves meal planned this morning by making 7 burritos.
- Gronk is back in the NFL as his rights have been traded to Tom Brady’s Bucs. Meanwhile, Tom Brady is breaking quarantine laws.
- Gen Z feels that they are impacted THE MOST by Coronavirus and you must listen to them.
- Drew rolls through the best signs seen at protests throughout the US.
- God could get to Covid-19, but he might be too busy keeping Kenneth Copeland hair thick and dark.
- The Boner Line loved the Nick Lachey remix of the Hardest Thing almost as much as they love Righteous Rick. Call/text (209)-66-BONER to let us know you want more of both on the show!
- Since the Boner Line was digging Nick Lachey so much, we listen to his tribute to Bill Withers & check out a few more videos on his Instagram.
- Chris Cuomo pretended he just left his basement for the first time since his COVID-19 diagnosis even though he went ballistic on a cyclist who spotted him in his front yard playing with his family last week. It turns out that he’s always been quite the hotheaded “cry baby”.
- Harvard weaseled $8M out of the PPP loan program.
- GMA interviewed Val Kilmer to promote his book and because they wanted everyone to hear how he sounds post throat cancer.
- Ed Bassmaster isn’t using his best bits for his Cameo shoutouts & some people are saying Mama June is wearing a mask during her videos to cover up missing teeth.
- Supreme leader of North Korea Kim Jong Un is reportedly in bad shape after undergoing emergency heart surgery.
- There’s a new twist in the Lori Loughlin college admissions scandal, but Drew is so Aunt Becky’d out that he didn’t even bother to figure out what was going on.
- Students from MSU, WSU & the University of Michigan are suing the institutions for refunds on tuition & housing they feel they didn’t receive as a result of the pandemic.
- Text messages released from court documents show
PrinceHarry & Meghan Markle frantically texting Thomas in an attempt to stop him from going to the press. - Dina Lohan is jumping on the podcast trend with her show Listen to Me, OG Mama D that is destined to podfade out of existence.
- Mike Clark loved dominoes so much, but no one else shared his enthusiasm.
