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- BranDon (@Pro_Duecer) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!
- A police chase that turned into two, the new ‘dad model’, Joe Biden Kiss-gate is over because Alyssa Milano said so, Scientology’s new museum, Race Murder v. Rae Sremmurd and the wettest moment in morning TV history.
- We’re Mazless on Mazday as Tom goes on his 4th vacation of the year- Spring Break ’19!
- We get into a very complex car chase that involved 2 cars & 1 dude that gave up way too easy.
- Hank Winchester went for a ride with Gretchen Whitmer and challenges her about the DAMN roads & the gas tax that was never supposed to happen.
Race MurderRae Sremmurd is being sued for injuring a concert goer in Royal Oak because one brother hit a fan with a water bottle.- Collin Hayslett is sooo into his Dad’s looks that he whored him out on Twitter & Instagram to help Clint’s modeling career.
- Oil Can Boyd never heard Lenny Dykstra yell racial slurs at him during the 86′ World Series, but he’ll take Ron Darling’s word for it.
- The whole coaching staff of the University of North Carolina women’s basketball team is on paid leave on allegations that the coaches are allegedly mean to the student athletes.
- Surprisingly the wettest moment in TV history wasn’t on the Ellen Show. It was when Robin Roberts remembered playing basketball with one of the coaches back in the day.
- Now that Alyssa Milano has broken her silence and vouches for Joe Biden huffing hair, we all must be done with the story. That includes the woman fearful of his Eskimo kisses.
- David Blaine needs to befriend Alyssa Milano ASAP as some past sexual misconduct allegations are now being investigated by NYPD.
- Some creep is at large after touching himself in the bathroom at Walled Lake Elementary. SIST: guess the ethnicity.
- Mr. Hu Gepeniss got a call that his social security number was about to be frozen due to some debts. We call to try to resolve the issue but it turns out scammers can’t handle some ELO.
- Tom Petty’s daughters are in an ugly legal battle with his widow Dana Petty.
- Kendall Jenner did as much research on the Fyre festival as she could, which was basically making sure the cheque cleared.
- Be sure to unfollow Justin Bieber on social media after he made an April Fool’s joke about Hailey Baldwin being pregnant.
- Marc had to talk BranDon off a ledge after a massive ‘boner line’ montage got BLOWN OUT accidentally right before the show… and then put him back on the ledge by criticizing his editing software choice.
- 16-year old wrestler Tevan Tobler took his own life after being blackmailed by a someone from the Ivory Coast online.
- Millennials & baby boomers are spending an average of 5 hours on Facebook & Instagram daily. No one cares about Gen X and that’s the way they like it.
- Semen was found in the class of the 39-year-old teacher that was arrested for having sex with a 17-year-old student. SIST: who found the semen?
- Lauren Miranda got fired from her job as a teacher in a Long Island middle school after one of her students somehow found a topless selfie of the teacher that she sent her boyfriend years ago.
- Channel 4 unpacks the car chase that involved shots fired & a stolen police car after a road rage incident. They also find the best eye witness.
- While watching the story about the car chase Drew gets sucked into a tease about a 14 year old boy saving an entire family from a house fire.
- Make sure to snag tickets to the Scientology Anti-Psychiatry Museum the next time you’re in LA.
- The murder of Nipsey Hussle is a huge bummer & TMZ is on the case interviewing the driver of the car that shots were fired from before cops managed to get to her.
- Tracy Morgan went on the Tonight Show to rag on Jussie Smollett for his FAKE hate crime case.
- Tori Spelling is constantly getting nailed for credit card debt & now her husband is having to defend her from online bullies who are ‘mom shaming’ her for her kids’ choice of snacks.
- A temporary pause in the Kardashian Moratorium is observed so Drew can update us about the upcoming season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians.
- Paltrow’s BRAT was pissed that Gwenyth posted a selfie of the two together on Instagram & let her know about it in the comment section.
